I cannot stress this enough, write it poorly. Write the shittiest draft you possibly can, stick 'ah fuck something happens here and now they're fighting' to get over
Write the worst fucking version you possibly can and stick it in a folder and forget it for a month or two before you look at it again. You know what you have now?
A first draft. And with enough time to think some new thoughts about it, you'll soon end up with a better, second draft! And eventually, you'll end up with something you'd be perfectly okay with letting other people read!
You'll never believe this process works no matter how many times you do it, but it totally does. You just have to drag your brain kicking and screaming to that blank page and get the bones down first.
Write the shit out of that shit.
The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire
how do u typically handle bananas
whole, peeling as i go
whole, peeled totally at the start
whole, peeled totally IF I can wash my hands immediately after
chunks/slices, peeling as i slice
chunks/slices, peeled at the start
i eat part & wrap it up again in its peel
exclusively sliced for me by someone else
bananas literally make me sick
bananas figuratively make me sick
i have never had a banana
no opinion/show results
Anonymous asked:
“Birthday” for your fic prompts? :o
unicyclehippo answered:
when one is intimately joined with an undying necromancer, you sometimes find yourself at the edge of a cliff - at the edge of a sword - at the edge of madness - at the edge of her mercy.
do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it









